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We are living in a material world, and I am a material girl…
Don’t think I mean materialistic, because I don’t THINK I am that hardly at all…I just thrive on the material of life…and I have tons of material that infests my brain often like a plague. I have some things that I want to share…Kinda like 25 Random Things on Facebook (which I have done 2x), but these are more like things that I think about during the day…
First, why do people talk on the mobile phones in public bathrooms? Okay, so I understand that maybe YOU don’t mind sharing your business with friends, family member, colleagues, bill collectors, whomever, but do you really have to share my business too? If I am blowing my nose (and I do it loudly!), I don’t want your bros to hear. Likewise, it I am tee-teeing or taking a big dump. Please just think of that when you decide to chat up in the bathroom. You FREAKING DOUCHEBAG!
Okay, next, on the same bathroom vein, I have two bathroom pet peeves. First, I can’t stand it when the toilet paper unrolls from under. You know what I mean, the paper is coming from the backside of the roll. And it makes it hard to find the end, and it just annoys me. Replace the toilet paper with the tag rolling from the front. The top. Do it right! I don’t know anyone who prefers toilet paper from the under. I’ve done a bit of querying on this, and it seems that people either don’t care or they want it from the top. So do the ones who care a favor! Second, when I am in a public restroom and there are multiple rolls of toilet paper to choose from, I always have to use the one that has the least amount of paper left. I don’t know why, I just do. Likewise, if there is a loose roll around, I use it before I use the TP on the dispenser, UNLESS the TP on the dispenser is almost gone, then I will use it. Like you care.
So has this diatribe on the shitting habits of others caused your Periodic Vomit yet? I think I am getting sick.
And with that, I am done today! Peace Out!
